Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
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One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC March 15, 2004
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1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003
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The only thing a poor boy has to play with.
Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
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