To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness
Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness
Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?
It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer
Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer
Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022
Joey: shut up you stupid panda
Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?
Joey: you’re black and white
Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?
Joey: 🐼
Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?
Joey: you’re black and white
Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?
Joey: 🐼
by Detective Deez January 11, 2023
Panda is the best panda ever, also known as nauticalpanda, pan, pandi, panpan, or smol bean babey. The Official Server Panda of L&S.
Panda is babey.
Panda is ultimate Panda. Panda is omnipotent. There are no other smol bean babeys, pandas, or server pandas. All is Panda. Panda is omniscient.
Panda is ultimate Panda. Panda is omnipotent. There are no other smol bean babeys, pandas, or server pandas. All is Panda. Panda is omniscient.
by ajgfnsjgbrgje March 7, 2020
The most retarded animal that ever walked this earth. Due to its size it should eat things like a horse made of chocolate and whey powder, but instead it decides to eat the least nutritious food that exists: bamboo. Because of this low nutrition a panda needs to eat around 500 stems each day which takes up all the time they spend being awake. The rest of the time they sleep.
They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection
They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity
I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection
They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity
I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
by Binque April 3, 2014
Someone who has inappropriate relationships with dogs. Derived from MGS Student Angus Burston who had s3x with his pet dog panda.
"Did you hear about Bursto??"
"Yeah what the hell, he screwed his dog panda."
"Angus Burston is such a panda!"
"Yeah what the hell, he screwed his dog panda."
"Angus Burston is such a panda!"
by James Roche June 20, 2022
"You know that sexy ass panda who works at the club?" "The beautiful mixed bartender, deasia? Yeahhh cuz she a panda for sure, perfect mix of black n white,mmm!"
by porschebeanna April 30, 2016