Urban Dictionary: a number 3

A number 3: a used term, when going to the bathroom. Specifically, going into the bathroom to masturbate.

Henry is taking a number 1, Becky is taking a number 2, and Jack... Is taking a number 3.

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number 1, tickle my bum
Number 2, do a big poo
Number 3, go for a wee

by Kellygirl February 11, 2012

Rhyming slang for doing a pee or wee (urinate)

In the same way number 2 is rhyming slang for poo.

by Jazpur September 04, 2011

The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.

I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.

by thehunger August 24, 2007

The act of performing an abortion on a toilet, flushing down the fetus.

Sally was in the washroom for a long time because she went number 3.

by Gerry McGee April 08, 2008

Number 3 means full sex with a woman. Ask and agree = three - rhyming slang.

Men often visit prostitutes for Number 3

by Stias September 04, 2005

To vomit into a toilet. Typically done after a long night of drinking.

"Gross...someone's number 2 is gonna make me go number 3!"

by MarshoT December 01, 2009