"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."
by NerdKilla April 10, 2016
When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.
by MissM April 09, 2016
by Hmchgfynb April 09, 2016
A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.
I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?
by Swaggy K April 15, 2016
a very huge penis usually found in male porn-stars and strippers, mostly over 10 inches long and is not very common within the male community that hasn't had surgery
OMG I slept with some dude at the bar last night and he had a vacation dick, IT HURT SO MUCH! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by S34RG3NT24S4P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 15, 2016
by Giant jack April 14, 2016
A penis that a girl needs everyone once in a while but when taken to often would turn her vaginal opening into a galaxy sized hole
by Trill 1ron April 17, 2016