An uncircumcised dick

Long wiggly penis

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

(noun) 1. When your penis is erect, and you flex it upward in a sup nod to your partner.

Where a guy has sex with a woman whilst she's pinned horizontally to a wall or is supported in the superman/woman position by her partner

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage