The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all
Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."
by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016
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One man inserting his penis into another man's peehole.

The holy grail of creepy internet porn.
dick in a dick...someday perhaps I will find it...
by abw123 February 22, 2009
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Putting the tip of your penis against the tip of another penis and masturbating them simultaneously.
Patrick and John went dick to dick at the party last night
by dmtbl August 19, 2008
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a description for anything homosexual in the literal sense. It can be a gay couple or all boy action. nothing heterosexual is involved. it could also be gay porn or a way to describe something that is gay. Used for any gay action.
That porno was dick on dick.
by kidUrban June 07, 2010
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A common term used for when dem nutz need to be drained.
"baby i need some dick dick dick"
by Dirty dick dave February 28, 2018
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A phrase to describe a person who likes to be an asshole
You are such a dicking dick! Donald Trump is such a dicking dick.
by Fartknocker5000 June 30, 2017
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