when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.

me and my friend named a stray dog murf

a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!

A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.