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Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead
1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile
by JarRodTophIley April 30, 2024
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Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
by The lowes blow May 11, 2024
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Alabama Mud Missile

A “nitro cell” from below in the video game Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege.
by Ingborg March 1, 2024
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The Missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
by Mikelmouse July 1, 2022
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