Top definition
1. A teacher that is constantly following you around and asking you to join a club. Usually teaches band.

2. An idiot. An absolute idiot.
Selvester Stallone: "Why won't that lady leave me alone? I already told her I didn't want to join!"

Ryan Seacrest: "Because she's a maryland.
by Ombre February 26, 2009
Get the a maryland neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
Get a blamestorming mug for your friend José.