Mary is an epic person that's the most amazing person ever. She comes in two styles, punk and vintage. She is everything someone would ever want for a friend. WARNING: She is very cuddly. She enjoys sleeping in class, it's the best thing to do in that situation. She's much cooler than all the other people in school. She's gorgeous and laughs a lot. She has a great sense of humour.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
Classmate 1: Who's that pretty girl sleeping on her desk?
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
by SexyAlienHelloHello January 20, 2013
The most beautiful being in the world she deserves every thing she could want ever she deserves all the lovies and everything that comes wth it she has a big heart and a caring mind she always puts others before her she thinks low of herself but she’s the most beautiful thing ever and she deserves to be told that she helps anyone she can
by Pr3ttyp1nkp0ny August 12, 2018
Someone pretty who thinks they're ugly. Often forgets things. Usually happy, but has a darker side. Has considered suicide and cutting. Talkative and fun to be around. Interesting conversations. Makes friends easily. Has beautiful eyes. Seems cold at first. Extremely hyper near close friends. Can tell her bff everything. Sexually inexperienced. Very smart
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhfhhhhfhhhhfhdhdhhh November 07, 2013
Mary is a loving and beautiful lady. she is always happy and her smile is like a million stars. She is never afraid to be bold and strong. She never lets any one put her down. She is strong and the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her personality is unique and just as pretty as her. you are lucky if you aver meet a Mary because she will change your world and make you want to smile every time you see her. Mary is also the best friend anyone could ask for. Thankyou Mary
person1 "Damn, that girls is hot!"
person2 "ya, that's Mary. But she's to good for you so don't even try."
person2 "ya, that's Mary. But she's to good for you so don't even try."
by LIVE_LOVE-LAUGH May 26, 2018
The best Squid Sister in Splatoon. Won the final Splatfest of the first game and is Agent 2 in singleplayer mode in both games. Very beautiful and will kick ass. Is definitely better than Callie.
Person A: So are you on Team Callie or Team Marie?
Person B: Oh, Team Marie, for sure. Marie is just so elegant and graceful!
Person B: Oh, Team Marie, for sure. Marie is just so elegant and graceful!
by hana nara October 14, 2017
A girl who is the nicest and sweetest. She always cares for others even if they don't care for her. She's the most adorable in all the world.
Guy: Dude, she gave me her lunch today. I didn't have one
Guy 2: you don't even talk to her!
Guy: I know. She's such a Mary
Guy 2: you don't even talk to her!
Guy: I know. She's such a Mary
by GoooddsamKa December 19, 2013
Very smart, but pretends to be an airhead to fit in. She is very good at helping her friends in their hour of need if they will take her seriously. She is very pretty and fun to be around. She can make anybody laugh with her wit! She acts innocent but she does bad things without getting caught. However she is easily taken advantage of due to her generous and kind nature. Just remember that Marys have feelings and problems too! A Mary needs a man to be loyal to her and gentlemanly. He doesn't need to buy her anything, just be affectionate.
Guy 1: *talks to Mary*
Guy 1: *is laughing*
later
Guy 1: Mary is hilarious! And I think she was flirting with me...
Guy 2: She's kinda pretty. Maybe you should ask her out?
Guy 1: sounds good!
Guy 1: *is laughing*
later
Guy 1: Mary is hilarious! And I think she was flirting with me...
Guy 2: She's kinda pretty. Maybe you should ask her out?
Guy 1: sounds good!
by Rubies3 May 05, 2011

