1. a boy who quits hockey for golf.

2. a large man who enjoys pleasuring himself to golf brochures.

3. a young man with an ego too big for his body.

4. a sexy beast who enjoys late evenings on the phone with men.

5. commonly referred to as homosexual, fag, queen, and on the odd occasion, crossdresser.

6. someone whos chirps are weak as shit. also , usually enjoys spending friday nights chirping girls.

The state of extreme sassiness. Being extremely sassy.

Marron is an Australian crayfish, known for his juicy taste when you bite down on his long, thick and crusty body parts

n. "Mr. Brown" : a general term for a Spanish teacher of Hispanic or Latino origin.

This term only applies if the teacher is either:
1. very tan
2. is a native of a Spanish speaking country
3. obsessive over various aspects of the Latino culture

Baller status, professional among all standards, means business, and doesn't dick around. Often considered a divine interventionist. One of these only comes once an aeon (1,000,000,000 years).

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

The act of having so much swag that all of the women within a twenty mile radius instantly become pregnant just by your presence alone.