a cool kid, when you have friends but you no life call of duty world at war all night with your other juicers
by JJ Juicer March 11, 2009
A person obsessed with making organic fruit juice to sell at stands near children's schools. He spends hours obsessively manufacturing sweet fruit juices, in order to get the little kids hooked on it, so he can make money to support his religious causes.
How does Jimmy contribute so much to our church? Didn't you hear? He's a Jesus Juicer.
"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".
"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".
by SultrySloth April 22, 2019
by DanTheLittleMan May 03, 2016
Four people (8 hands) performing a hand job simultaneously on a single penis. For obvious reasons, the penis must be of above average size. Extremely above average.
The frat party ended in an octopus juicer.
by Rey V March 31, 2008
A device used to extract poop from the anus. The device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each butt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. To make the person shit you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the've dumped the load. It is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.
Example 1: Dude, wtf i just saw Bill slurping the shit he just extracted from his grandpa using the F-juicer!
Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!
Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!
Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
by Sticky Bunzs September 21, 2011
An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite
Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?
Crowd: No. Why?
Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.
Crowd: Sick fuck
Crowd: No. Why?
Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.
Crowd: Sick fuck
by d&d inc. July 10, 2008