cute couple, personalities fit together perfectly. they laugh and make up jokes themselves. Also never have any drama except for making it up their selfs. Last but not least people love them as a couple
by Brady the dog lover March 17, 2017
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When a fat Asian man destroys something.
“Damn that bed just got jaysoned!”said Cade. “Should’ve have let him jump on the bed.” Said jayden shaking his head.
by N1ćkd00śh September 12, 2020
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He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.

Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.

Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
by HaroldtripleSEKS July 12, 2019
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