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Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.
by Joel Rodriguez March 16, 2007
Jul 3 Word of the Day
You know your a Grillbilly when your house is falling apart and you have a beautiful stainless steel grill.
by hakkon218 February 02, 2010
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Pulling a Humphrey is when one inserts/penetrates an individual of the female sex whilst discarding/contracting contents of the uterine walls.
I’m so lonely and the bitch next door is on her period and just got chlamydia from unit 11, fuck it I’ll pull a Humphrey.
by A Helping Friend December 10, 2019