by MrFurius May 06, 2010
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Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink
The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!
or
Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
or
Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009
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The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.
by CooterBlues November 30, 2010
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by Ashley Smashley October 04, 2010
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The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.
"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
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