The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."
by lolswerehad June 10, 2011
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When a mage named after a legendary starcraft player namely Nalra makes an application to a WoW guild on a forum and gets a reply from Fyren.
Nalra got given the business
by Realmy October 09, 2006
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No matter what the oddsmakers say, on any given sunday any team can beat any other team. Coined by Bert Bell.
The Lions are 0-15, but next week, you know, any given sunday
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The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."
by simon180 May 22, 2015
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A psychological condition in which a person has so much to get done but instead decides to take a nap.
"Man we have so much to get done between projects, busy work, and finals this week.. I think I'm gonna go take a nap." "Sounds like you're undergoing the No Shits Given Phenomenon!"
by SinfulStudent April 28, 2013
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An overexagerated term for a penis. This term implies that not only does said penis exist, but that God himself gave it to the owner.

Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.
I will smite you with my God given meat, in the name of all things holy!
by Argonak July 19, 2008
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