Traditional English breakfast consisting of: fried eggs, bacon, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, fried bread and baked beans (optional).

Usually served with tea/coffee or pure orange juice.

The beautiful occasion wherein you recieve oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same evening. Based off of the colloquial term for "Full English Breakfast".

Unkempt, untrimmed pubic hair

the most disguting breakfast ever, as served in greasey spoons.

makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1

The term given to receiving a 'Hot Lunch' first thing in the morning. See Hot Lunch.

Certain sexual procedure only found in obscene circles. It involves getting a girl (or a guy i guess) getting them to open their mouth fully and then clingfilming the top. You then procede to poke the cling film in a little. Followed by turding on the clingfilm. You then follow up with ejaculating on the turd, and finally poking the "full english" into her/his mouth

A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.