Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.
Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!
by dumibunni October 05, 2020
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one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.
Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.
by Klemintina March 01, 2011
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Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 03, 2019
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A vicious berating or beating deserving of someone hilariously inept at flobo.
There won't be a next time, unable! Like, hit the road before we put you through the flobo flapper flopper!
by Sam Reviews August 05, 2017
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A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.
OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.
by Shaniqua.lickes.bum October 18, 2015
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