Urban Dictionary: a finger in the bum

A word used by people from Reading to indicate procrastination

1) "What have you been up to today, mate?"
2) "Nothing much, been fingering bum."

by Mark Park September 22, 2021

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An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.

"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"

by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021

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Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

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