an asshole who has no fucking idea on how to raise you and thinks he knows best when he really dosent know shit about you because he spends all his time working, drinking, smokeing, and watching tv in his room and he needs to step the fuck off my life.
me: aye mom can i go hangout with ********?
mom: sure but ask your father
me: aww man
father: no.
me: i havent even asked the question yet...
father: answers still no, because im your father and i have final say in everything
me: ......
by one pissed off person May 23, 2012
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Main title for Roman Catholic priests. In charge of conducting catholic sacraments and being a spiritual leader. Most priests stick with chastity, you facetious cock smoker.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Premarital doggy style isn't a mortal sin, is it?
by benedict July 21, 2004
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The person you wish you never knew. Someone that will cause physical, emotional and psychological abuse to a child. He will curse at his child calling it 'an animal, no face, worthless shit' that makes the child heavy burden growing up, having trouble studying, working and functioning as a normal human being in society. The person who will make you wish you never born as a human being
Dude, I'm a child who grew up with a father... what the fuck!
by GodSMH February 24, 2016
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fath-er-ality: ˈfäT͟Həralətē (verb) 1. The act of realizing that you are a father either by cultural imparatives or through child support bills delivered at your door synonyms: baby daddy, pimp, papa, sperm donor
Animals are so luck they dont have a sense of fatherality
by mills222 July 29, 2014
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The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything
by pineapple_killer August 18, 2017
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The guy who went for milk!
Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.
by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019
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