a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.
by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019
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earths sexiest! turn me into a vampire daddy😊 #teamedward
hey, team jacob or team edward?

definitely jacob!

stay out of my face. team edward cullen only
by tatehatepagelol May 25, 2021
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Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.
Bitch dont need no Example to know Edward Cullen is a Faerie.
by Fruityxnarry July 18, 2013
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A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.
Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin
by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020
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= a stalker

In the Twilight series Edward Cullen is somehow stalking Bella Swan.
Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!
by Tw.girl December 19, 2018
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