edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.

Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.

A school where nobody heard of until you get there seems pretty good from the outside. A place where there is a synagogue church and mosque are all on the same block. Right next to the hood. People from all over the world. Where the fucking school calls your parents everytime your late to class. Where the teachers have a fat ass and wear what ever the fuck they want. Try to make us a smart school but the zoned people there are retarded. Bitches suck dick in the stairs and lots of feens there also. All in all a crazy experience. Except the gang shit.

Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.

Carlisle is fine asf- I mean I would slurp that boy down like spaghetti that man is beauty at it's finest

An unfunny joke

The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.