A crazy bitch is one of the female gender who will spontaneously attack you with their purse, kicks your ass when they sit behind you, looks up "hard core sex" on laptops, claims to be an angel, and many other things.
NOTE- numbers taken off the end of name in order to keep identity private.
NotAnAngel lol (11:15:05 PM): how am i such a crazybitch
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:23 PM): umm...you just are
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:40 PM): ask kyle, we could make a big list of crazy things about you
NotAnAngel lol (11:15:43 PM): what did i do im an angel
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:52 PM): LMFAO
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:58 PM): ok
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:16:08 PM): i'm adding "crazy bitch" to urban dictionary
NotAnAngel lol (11:15:05 PM): how am i such a crazybitch
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:23 PM): umm...you just are
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:40 PM): ask kyle, we could make a big list of crazy things about you
NotAnAngel lol (11:15:43 PM): what did i do im an angel
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:52 PM): LMFAO
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:58 PM): ok
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:16:08 PM): i'm adding "crazy bitch" to urban dictionary
by dead general March 27, 2005
a bitch who is clingy as fuck, wont let you talk to other girls even though she claims youre not dating. thinks too highly of themselves and will drive you crazy with her bitchness and total weirdness, you will want to turn gay.
Keith: oh whose that gurl in them tight jeans?
Donald: oh dont mind her, thats Alondra, shes a crazy bitch.
Keith: oh alright, thanks for the heads up bro woulda gotten fucked if you didnt say that
Donald: oh dont mind her, thats Alondra, shes a crazy bitch.
Keith: oh alright, thanks for the heads up bro woulda gotten fucked if you didnt say that
by thedudeeeea1 December 12, 2010
(noun) A woman who is free thinking, true to herself, self-assured, self-preserving, passionate, independent, confident and successful. She works hard for what she gains and knows what she wants in her life. She stands up for herself and those she loves. She faces life’s challenges with a smile and will speak her mind even if it’s a disagreement with the majority. She is self-achieving and often sacrifices in order to give to others. Do not be fooled though, she will not tolerate foolishness and is not easily intimidated. She knows how to have fun but can kick ass when needed. She is clever and knows to keep her friends close but her enemies closer. She can easily bring the best out in anyone and her excitement for living life is contagious. A Crazy Bitch can laugh at herself and loves to motivate others to see the best in all situations. Most Crazy Bitches are members of the Crazy Bitch Society and have learned to OWN IT because there is a little bit of Crazy Bitch in all of us ladies.
Being a Crazy Bitch is not a bad thing or a state of mind, it is a way of living that we love to live.
by Pres-i-Bitch May 25, 2011
A girl who bitches non-stop without any reason and deserves a good smack in the face. Or maybe they just need to get their midddle finger stuck in a blender.
by Steve Murphy April 27, 2004
A hyporcitcal two faced bitch, who goes around spreading lies and fooling herself and her "friends" into thinking certain people are bad.
A girl who goes around betraying the people who care about her and tormenting the people who know her secrets.
A girl who chokes herself Ect.
A girl who goes around betraying the people who care about her and tormenting the people who know her secrets.
A girl who chokes herself Ect.
by manonfire1234 May 18, 2009
Someone who will get mad and threaten to murder you in your sleep. You don’t need to mess with a Crazy bitch because she will put your lights out in a second flat. You don’t make them mad or the world will turn to hell and they will be the devils Bride and slay your ass good.
by Crazy_teen_666 November 11, 2018
Acording to the Blog site Crazy Bitches R Us: "For standing up for ourselves, our beliefs, and folks we love, women are often called a bitch. When we demand social justice, women are often called a crazy bitch. Just goes to show you conservative men lack both imagination and decent comeback lines."
I was just saying that maybe women shouldn't be allowed to vote, and this crazy bitch cut me off and wouldn't stop talking.
by Joe Ndn May 23, 2010