A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.
Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.
by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 04, 2010
John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.
Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.
John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula
(Conversation is during the current calendar year)
Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.
John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula
(Conversation is during the current calendar year)
by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010
by Silex October 25, 2006
Almost defeated, like a boxer who has been knocked down and who will lose the fight if he can't get back on his feet before the referee counts to 10.
The Patriots score a touchdown! That makes it 24-14 with just two minutes to play. The Giants are really down for the count now.
by bixby January 29, 2008
An evil guy from Super Paper Mario who wants to destroy the world because he lost his girlfriend and talks like Bob Dole.
"Your princess has been taken...by Count Bleck! The chosen executor of the Dark Prognosticus...is also Count Bleck! Says Count Bleck!" - Count Bleck
by tippi July 05, 2007
It’s an Appalachian slang which basically asks if something is good or bad. For instance “ was that fried chicken any count? Yes it was very tasty. Or was the cornbread any count? Not really it needed more cornmeal and buttermilk
Was your fried chicken any count?
by Mydogbuttermilk November 10, 2018