Jake Shears' pet tortoise, given to him by his boyfriend for his birthday. Jake revealed to Q! Magazine that he feeds it calorie-controlled portions of lettuce for meals and he cried, overcome with emotion, upon recieving the gift.
"I heard the lead singer of the Scissor Sisters has a pet turtle."
"Nay, it's a tortoise. Called Cheeseburger an'all!"
by Sarah666 August 15, 2007
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Did you just cheeseburger?


One time, he was banging a chick, and stopped because she cheeseburgered.
by Meitsjustme_n08 February 15, 2009
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chronic laced with crack. offshoot of hamburger which means marijuana.

a hamburger with cheese in it.
wanna blaze some good shit?
what a cheeseburger?
a what?
some chronic with crack son
oh fo sho
by culeto September 05, 2006
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A cheeseburger is a man who's got game with the opposite sex, meaning they never have to worry about leaving the bar or club alone.
"That cheeseburgeris talking to your girl better move in there quick!"
by Jake Patterson August 01, 2006
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when a man takes his two balls and brings them up and sandwiches them around his softy dick, looking like a cheeseburger.

( )I I( ) <--try and picture it like that.
dude mike made us all piss from laughter when he made a cheeseburger. LOL
by Mr Poo's Poos May 21, 2008
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