A furry, small animal that is usually kept as a housepet. Women tend to be more fond of it than men, and they love the traits cats have but hate it in their spouses/partners.

Things a Cat Does That Women Adore but Hate in Men:
1. They don't come when you call.
2. They can be very independent.
3. They can be out all night.
4. They always think they're right.
5. They think they're better than you, but it's you who feeds them.

6. They're furry.
by Paige the Great April 23, 2010
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Example:
- Hey you want to come to the party tomorrow?
- oh fur sure! ill bring the booze!
(next day)
- aye were you at? the party started a long time ago.
- oh sorry bro i cant make it, i forgot to tell you
- dang you catted (medium tone)
by Gonzo fo sho December 20, 2009
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A cat is one of the most majestic fucking creatures to roam this earth. Most people aren’t cat people until they actually get a cat, considering most if not all dog people hate cats and want them to “die” but they’ve never had them in their life and think they’re evil. People think they’re lazy but some cats are actually really energetic; but some are lazy. You’ll have to deal with it.

Why do i think cats are better?
1.because cats are actually funny
2.(most) cats smell fairly good
3.cats clean themselves while you have to give a dog a bath to have them not smell like shit (but wet dogs smell a lot worse)
4.if you had a bad day and a cat jumps on you, you can just push it slightly and it’s soft paws will glide off of you; while a dog will continue to attack you and jump on you.
5.cats don’t cost much. dogs require crates, leashes, collars, etc.
6.cats don’t take that much space
7.when you go on a vacation, a cat can go without you for more than a week. dogs can’t survive for 8 hours.
8.cats are perfectly fine with staying indoors
9.cats don’t pee on the floor. they pee in their litter box, unlike dogs, if you don’t let them out.
10. most dog lovers can admit that, if a ball not a dirty joke ;) is stuck under the couch, the dog is pretty noisy, and it can get pretty annoying.

Anyway this is my opinion so don’t attack me because I have a reasonable opinion.
Example:

Jason is a dog lover but Madison is a cat lover

*Madison sees Jason with his dog
Madison: Aw, that’s cute. I love both animals but I prefer cats.

*Jason sees Madison with her cat*
Jason: eW! wHy ThE fUcK dO cAtS eVeN eXiSt? ThEy ArE uGlY AnD tHeY aRe FuCkInG TrAsH!!! cAtS sHoUlD fUcKiNg DIE!!!! THe neXt tImE i SeE a CaT i WiLL sHoOt iT iN tHe HeAd!!!! scRew CatS! dOgs aRe tHe beSsTTtT!!!

*a week later Jason gets a cat*

Jason: aww this cat is so cute lemme go to the pet store and get another one

again, this is my opinion so don’t be a butthurt dog lover hating on me because i have an opinion.

have a nice day!
by catgurl:3 December 10, 2018
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Fluffy little angels❤️❤️❤️
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(n.) used to describe an unusually fluffy mammal that has ancestors from the jungle (grrr.) A cat is playful, fun, and adorable.
Stephanie- awwwww, your cat is SO FREAKING FLUFFY!!!!

Jenny- ..........?
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We all know what cats are right, but your here to know what it REALLY IS! These cute, fluffy (Usually) cats are not a solid, liquid or a gas, these things can fit into shapes that are smaller than its own mass!! But they have a solid structure. So what are they??!!!
Solid, Liquids and Gas.. Oh and Cats.
by Professor White March 20, 2021
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