A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face
Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.
by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018
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Blows you away with her beautiful smile and amazing body and is the hottest girl you will ever see
Wow is that haley Carlson the hottest girl on school!
by cjeofkd September 30, 2018
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Similar to a Hot Carl but a Hot Carlson is when you piss on the face and then defecate on it.
Blaine: Dude, I can't believe you fucked Charity.
Nick: If you think that is bad than did you know Greener gave her a Hot Carlson?
Blaine: Dude, did you still kiss her?
Nick: Ya toungue and all. I love that shit.
by Hot Carl Gustav February 07, 2009
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the best friend someone couldever have. shes amazing and the most beautiful soul and most attractive person. she will always be there for you to pull you out of a problem even if she pushed you in. lol. she rediculously smart and amazing.
nobody can get like caty carlson
by catys sexy best friend January 11, 2009
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Diva will be here shortly... all he needs to do is Tucker Carlson, then put on his stockings.
by djhaterade January 19, 2021
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One of the most perfect and greatest people on the planet, some sources have said "you get lost in her eyes" this refers to how beautiful she is and has the nicest eyes ever seen
Corisa Carlson is the greatest person you could ever get a chance to meet
by Wtf is Boston May 07, 2017
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The act of a manipulating your genitalia in a fashion as to hide it. Like one would hide an adult man's embarrassing bow ties.
She used duct tape to Tucker' Carlson, because she was wearing a short skirt for Roger Ailes.
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