The bitchiest teacher who seems to be continually on her period. She may be a sexual predator so watch out.

To piss one's self after excessive laughter

When you shit into tinfoil and force-feed it to a crippled kid at gun point.

The swimsuit model wife of the current French president sarkozy. Awesome hot bitch she is! Lucky dog that sarko.

Goddess of all things awesome. Sexy and bootylicious. A quick witted and sarcastic lady. Commonly known to be harsh and overly honest. Quite hilarious. Lover of Animals. Hater of Spiders and Douchebags. Loyal and Reliable. Carla Warren does not like arrogance, liars, cheaters or thieves. Carla Warrens are known to love wine, beer, and the occasional tequila shot.

Words just arnt enough to keep up with you you are just awesome carla. You allways make me happy and when i m with you im even happyer I love you babe dont ever let go of me and i wont ever let go of you :) <3 xx you are the most amazingly beautifull gf ever

A Dirty Carla is where a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. If the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her cum, she wins another round of Dirty Carla at her choosing. If the guy makes the woman cum, she buys him Taco Bell for 2 weeks.