"Dude this is a good beer, (insert vomiting here)."
"Dude thats my new sweater that aint cool, way to pull a brinston ya douche"

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you