Urban Dictionary: a blumpie

invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece

that dirty gave me a blumpie last night

by Colt45MaltLikka May 24, 2006

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The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003

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to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

by browntown August 28, 2005

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receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.

by jedi-one February 24, 2003

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Deficating while recieving oral sex.

Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy

by nicky September 04, 2003

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The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.

by Farcus September 08, 2007

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Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

by Shep August 15, 2003

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