“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour
by FROMDaTRAP July 05, 2019
this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 05, 2019
The iconic line that both Mark Lee (NCT 127) and Zhāng Yìxīng (Lay) sing in "Let's Shut Up & Dance" by Jason Derulo ft. NCT 127 and Lay, which is also a total bop.
Come and show me somethin’, come on, come on
Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out
Turn around, don't talk shh, hush ma
Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out
Turn around, don't talk shh, hush ma
by newtonwonnie February 25, 2019
While having sex you think it’s the best yet but your partner doesn’t and insults you. You revenge by a cream pie and ghost them.
Bro that hooker gave me a dirty low blow while at my bachelor party
Please don’t have a dirty low blow like you did with Betty or anyone else
Please don’t have a dirty low blow like you did with Betty or anyone else
by Onlyme4you May 02, 2020
by LiverealDealRealEatReal May 21, 2016
Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.
by watermelonman9910 March 05, 2016
When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 04, 2018