by The maestro unknown. May 3, 2019
A large bipolar man who is every ethnicity that you can be and he is 57 and still lives in his parents basement and lives off of welfare and is afraid of the south side of Chicago and he is a queer child predator
look at that big jimmy in the back of a window less van that screams are coming out of .
The Big jimmy is in the house yelling at his 89 year old mother to get him food and more star wars legos .
The Big Jimmy is yelling at his 43 year old sister that is trying to help their mother because she is going to ruin his kill streaks on call of duty .
The Big jimmy is in the house yelling at his 89 year old mother to get him food and more star wars legos .
The Big Jimmy is yelling at his 43 year old sister that is trying to help their mother because she is going to ruin his kill streaks on call of duty .
by desert marine 17 December 11, 2017
He has the biggest cock on the planet and is only 14. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
BTI: dude I think Big Meat Jimmy is coming to my house
Zeyy: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
BTI: 😥
Zeyy: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
BTI: 😥
by LavaPancakes December 18, 2019
One who lacks physical prowess and courage yet walks around with a strange gait as if to protect his gonads. His elbows poke out and he stares a lot.
by Vincerpzo November 5, 2019
A man named Jimmy with huge balls. Balls so big that he rides a stripped down Dyna to Texas by himself. He survives on Jagermeister and gas station pastries.
He's known to piss on electric fences and howl at the moon while shooting his gun into the night sky.
He's known to piss on electric fences and howl at the moon while shooting his gun into the night sky.
by Monkeys dad May 8, 2017
by Appleeater770 March 22, 2016
Famous pornstar who has fucked over 1000 people (male and female). He goes by the name of Jimmy and the "big can," in the name jimmy big can, refers to his penis, for it has the circumference equal to that of a beer can.
Boy: "Look at that jimmy guy over there...."
Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."
Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."
by JimmyBigcan May 17, 2016