Super cool shoes.
Made by a super cool company, called Toms.
For every pair you purchase, they donate a pair to a child in need.

i.e. check out Toms.com

A random, unexpected boner; happens at very embarassing times.

Tom. He is THE boy. The boy of ones dreams (well at least of MY dreams). Once you lay your eyes on him, there is no going back. Tom is the type that no matter how much you deny that you don't love him, is still always there. His smile shines your world and melts your heart. His personality warms your heart and makes you smile. When you are down, the thought of him alone makes you feel comforted. And just a glance of him gives you a whole roller coaster ride. Tom is the boy that you will always end up loving. He is the one, the one for ME. I LOVE YOU!

Known as God, God destroyer, and the god of gods. At an early age he was gifted with the art of plumbing.. at the age of 10 he was recognized as the greatest plumber in the world (winning his first Nobel peace prize). At the age of 14 he was able to touch a pipe and it would automatically be installed to code. Within a few years he was able to plumb entire buildings just by looking at the project. They say Tom is also able to control the flow of rivers and currents in oceans. Jesus Christ approached him when he was at the age of 20 and told him he was a god. Jesus was never seem again.

A man who is trying to create evil minions by brainwashing they via myspace. Why exactly he needs millions of minions I havn't exactly figured out. If you have a myspace delete tom before its too late!

Something that hurts you but you like it anyways.

Tom's can often be the world's greatest people. They are funny and good looking, although they don't think they are.

Often seen without the shirt on due to their unbelievebly good phisique.

They are well known for having loads of friends and always being up for a laugh.