Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)
Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!
by Otis The Stripper May 17, 2008
by rowbo0301 January 24, 2019
Tom usually has moderately long brown hair and a sizeable nose. But the ladies overlook it over the yard stick of a cock that is just schlanging down his pants ready to take on the vagina of a blue whale, making it screech for 7 days straight.
by The tommy G November 25, 2019
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
Advised for:
Rachel
Natasha
Lauren
Samantha
Advised for:
Rachel
Natasha
Lauren
Samantha
by loverboy90210 January 05, 2009
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
by Blayde February 29, 2008
Tom seems perfect in every way... but he's a player. He'll pretend to love you like crazy when he's bored with nothing else to do, but when he finds someone else to talk to, you'll be ignored. If you call him on it he'll make up an excuse, but by the 5th time he uses an excuse you know he really is just a player. If you already fell for Tom and he does this, then you're screwed- you'll still love him anyway!
girl: that guy was great last night, but now he's totally blowing me off!
girl 2: he sounds like a Tom!
girl 2: he sounds like a Tom!
by What-a-faggot June 22, 2014