A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.
Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 05, 2016
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My friend Stephen Sarandos likes to be pegged by a strap-on opposed to a penis
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(if you went here your soo lucky you got out this school is so bad if you went there you would want to die and id rather throw up 69 times before all this bs its the worst school and it just might be me but the teachers did not teach me any thing!) ughhhhh
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When a person becomes too comfortable, too socially accepted, and too popular and then starts to become a manipulative attention whore.
“Why did you stop talking to Rob?”
Oh him? He had Stephen Sheridan Syndrome, he became way too popular and he couldn’t handle it.
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The most savage physics teacher and musical genius known to man. You can catch him spitting bars at coffee houses, galloping along the track, or crashing his dynamics carts with pleasure in room 305. Also, he is the only known human being to pronounce silent "h"s and be cool enough to get away with it. Loves Kool Moe Dee, USA lanyards, kinematic equations, exposing the AP exam, creating the most obscure scales known to man, riding his road bike, comparing west coast and east coast music, and naming random things to be happy about. Hates including Lou with Wilson and Buffa as an author of the physics textbook.
"Did you do the Stephen Smith homework last night?"

"No, I was too busy listening to his mixtape."
by The Senior Lot February 28, 2017
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