Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so sweet and helpful, and typically very good at cooking. She’s also strong and adventurous. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. She has many friends as she is very nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have been blessed.

A person who really loves a certain thing and can't be persuaded to love something else. Even though he has no reason to love it.

a germancguy that's really bad at fortnite and he thinks that he is really good

he takes all the good loot even though he didn't kill the persnon

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

Johan is the definition of sexy.

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.