Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.

He is the type of person who does exceptionally great with his grades especially Math. With his name taken from the famous musician Johann Sebastian Bach, he also loves to sing and make music and is hell, so good at it. Johann also likes making artworks and loves art. Johann may seem all goofy and hilarious, but deep inside he really is sensitive and has a soft-spot just for his closest friends. Once you have a Johann, never let go of him; he's truly a keeper.

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

A black nigga who always wants beef

The dumbest idiot ever. He thinks he's the coolest fckboy, but irl he's a fcking whore dipsht. He has no friends and thinks the world revolves around him. He only has around two 'friends', that don't like him at all, but feel sorry for him as he's so stupid. Seriously, I don't get how someone can be so dumb. He follows the one girl after school, bake disgusting sht for her, blames sht on her when things don't go his way, stalks the girl, admires and jerks off to the girl and many more.

Idiot, I hope you see this. Ew, you disgusting, pathetic shtface.

P.s you don't have any abs or muscles. You just have flabs and rolls.

Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.

The biggest bum