When a white man can dance as well or better than a black man.
"Shit look at that honkey, that milk toast's a johann."
by 8bitlover January 26, 2009
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A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!
Johann is better than Marcus.
by I know you johann July 25, 2018
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Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so Caring and helpful. She is strong and adventurous, and she is typically very good at cooking. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. You could also spend hours in a deep conversation with her. Everybody likes Johanne cause she is so nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have truly been blessed.
“Johanne is so beautiful

“ she sure is”
by The wisest1234 March 08, 2021
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She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.
Johanne is nice.
by Hjertebanker123 October 23, 2019
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Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.
See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne
by SMU1234 June 06, 2020
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A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af
Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot
by yeahidkidk November 13, 2020
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A teen that rejects life. A Johann is the most emo person you will meet. It is scary.
Johann always sneaks out on those dark nights.
by A smart child February 22, 2018
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