a term used in the western suburbs of sydney, typically meant for fat weird men who wear glasses (aka peter griffin - family guy) but has now been socially spread as general insult for people who are just plain weird, awkward and or semi deformed whether metal or physical.
peter griffin from family is such a Desmond

norman from Seinfeld is such a dezzy
by urbanmythh October 03, 2010
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Noun. Term used to denote an intellectually slow person of strange appearance and/or behaviour.
"That is so stupid, don't be such a Desmond!"
by webbedfeethead March 14, 2007
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hey lets get some desmond tonight.

look at that sweet desmond
by tommy f August 23, 2005
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Cockney Rhyming Slang for Jacket. Originated from the journalist Desmond Hackett.
I must take my Desmond off, its getting hot in here
by GeoffH October 02, 2006
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Desmond is the mane for boy with usually a very nice cock and females love him for his big balls usually funny, cute, and very sexy usually a basketball type.
Oh my god have you send Desmond he is so cute!l
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Desmond is the type of guy to stick his dick right in the girls PUSSY!
You know that new kid that all the girls like, He must be a Desmond!
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Another word for a drink. 'a liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment'
That desmond is fucking lovely, mate!
by jh2k February 11, 2016
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