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_neptunes_ is a very hot, sexy, smart lesbian.
they are the best mutual in history
you would be very lucky if you ever speak to them
“oh yeah Im _neptunes_ and my girlfriend livana thinks Im pretty hot”
“omfg you’re so handsome and hot, can you step on my left eyebrow?”
by not_nep July 09, 2021
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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