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The tail end of a really good, juicy fart; derived from the sound made DURING a really good fart.
Yeah, so I was walking down the street eating ice cream with Petunia the *phfhfhfjfjfjfjfjf (fart)* *_mert*. Oh, excuse me! Must have been all that ice cream.
by GigapetEpiphany August 11, 2011
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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