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Zygote is a way to refer to very young people. Since the "real" definition of a zygote is sperm + egg; zygote is a slang version of referring to a very young person.

Often it is a more extreme version of the term "fetus," which is also used to describe young people.
Look at that little girl; she's not even yet become a fetus, she is a straight-up zygote.
by RobotLove February 22, 2012
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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sperm + egg = zygote
also some extreme gamers are called "zygote"
they are know to 0wn their competition, in games like unreal tournament
i made a zygote with my wife, and we are gonna have a baby

zygote kick my butt in unreal today
by Dan Billford April 24, 2003
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A young jerk off. Usually a cousin of your friend.
"awww, why'd you bring Alex to the butt naked?, he's a zygote"
by ROBOTRON2012 March 18, 2009
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A zygote is a cross between a zebra an a goat.

The rusult of a zebra and a goat left alone for to long.

What happens when a zebra and a goat walk through a teleporter at the same time.
The zoo just got a new born zygote.

Hey Jim don't leave that zebra and goat in the barn for to long!

(Mad Scientist) Muhuwaha I have created a zygote.
by Sergeant Jackman May 07, 2006
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a whore, or slut. someone who likes to fuck alot and gets pregnant
that girl is such a zygote!
by mart flushman May 01, 2005
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