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A person from the village of Westonzoyland, Somerset. A person that wakes to the smell of cow shit and believes its good for their lungs. Cider is consumed on cornflakes and speech can sometimes be unrecognisable to those unfamilar with the local dialect.
Nah he won't give a shit - He's a Zoylander!
Ere she's a right Zoylander!
by MissZoy January 31, 2011
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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