A evil bastard who adds a definition for himself before a monkey can.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Noun, African word which means 'human tool', always used as an insult when the person is an idiot.

1. n. A mythological Battle Midget of much renown, known to carry the "Hammer of Painful Truth."
2. n. One who outwits his opponents with pre-emptive defensive manuevers; such as posting a definition for his own name before some other asshat can.

A whole new species of human commonly described as the one who makes everything more complicated then it should be