A evil bastard who adds a definition for himself before a monkey can.

1. n. A mythological Battle Midget of much renown, known to carry the "Hammer of Painful Truth."
2. n. One who outwits his opponents with pre-emptive defensive manuevers; such as posting a definition for his own name before some other asshat can.

Noun, African word which means 'human tool', always used as an insult when the person is an idiot.

A whole new species of human commonly described as the one who makes everything more complicated then it should be