Urban Dictionary: Zooted

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A now popular term created years ago by a kid named Kenneth.

"damn man that joint got me zooted af"

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to be high on painkillers or other narcotics

Dog after popping that second vike I was straight zooted

by STAP IT RAHN February 11, 2020

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The after effects of getting really stoned after staying up all night partying

Dude, I'm so zooted my brains telling me to do stuff but my bodies not reacting.

by Btolly September 14, 2018

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zooted basically means being high

ex: Yo I’m so zooted right now I can barely think

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When you are extremely high.

I'm fucking zooted bro, I can't smoke anymore Candace.

by skeetrag June 24, 2017

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Being fried beyond human knowledge

“I come to school everyday zooted”

by Nyrking13 September 22, 2018

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