Urban Dictionary: Zooted

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When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

by Donniekong February 25, 2016

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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3

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

by Balz924 October 06, 2017

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Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high

Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.

by Mauricio Santos November 17, 2018

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