by 01000001 01001101 01000011 July 6, 2023
zoombie(n)
what happens to corp employees trapped by too many zoom-based meetings which never ever resolve issues...
result:
a) open-eyed coma
b) zombie-like nodding
c) covert day drinking
d) non-accidental technical difficulties
origin: mash up of "zoom" (video conferencing app) plus "zombie" (living dead; magically reanimated corpse)
what happens to corp employees trapped by too many zoom-based meetings which never ever resolve issues...
result:
a) open-eyed coma
b) zombie-like nodding
c) covert day drinking
d) non-accidental technical difficulties
origin: mash up of "zoom" (video conferencing app) plus "zombie" (living dead; magically reanimated corpse)
by ZeeHero March 13, 2022
by thinkingtoad May 14, 2020
zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)
by Mike April 20, 2020
Zoomers walking out into traffic staring at their phones thinking they're saving the world by protesting with their fingertips.
That zoombie only eats organic non gmo soy gluten and nut free raw vegan food but can't even get off the couch to water the tomato plants wilting on the front porch! Useless!
by OMGmyPANTS February 16, 2020
The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.
by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020
The state one enters approximately 3-5 hours into a video conference meeting that you are actually trying to pay attention to and participate in.
by SirWordyII October 27, 2020