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When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.
He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.
by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020
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May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin
by Ziggipops October 19, 2020
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The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.
Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!
by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020
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Pleasuring oneself while participating on a company ZOOM conference call.
Dude! I heard you got fired from your job today!

Yeah my boss caught me ZOOMTOOBIN during our weekly Zoom sales meeting.
by Wilber Cat November 19, 2020
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Facilitating your tumescence while maintaining Zoom cam presence
My zoomtoobin got me a bootin’ though my vid I set to mutin’. I am certainly the Talk of the Town now.
by twistedechoes October 21, 2020
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