Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.
“Bro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”

“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”

“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”
by heeeeressssani April 06, 2020
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The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.
I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits
by TangSlave September 17, 2020
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A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.
My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.
by freedomofoppression May 26, 2017
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